I had the best time reading through all of your open letters inspired by my post a few weeks ago! They were so clever and very funny too.

Here are 10 of my favorite letters from your comments…

1. Cynthia Fu (I couldn’t decide, both of your letters were too funny!)
Dear last line of dirt on floor,
WHY WON’T YOU COOPERATE?!
Sincerely,
Dust pan

Dear boys in skinny jeans,
Please stop hitting on us. You’ve already gotten into our pants.
Sincerely,
Girls

2. Carolyn Drover
Dear Jelly,
Let’s cuddle – I just got new whole grain sheets.
Love,
Peanut Butter

3. Emma
Dear Cover Up,
…Nice try.
Sincerely,
Zit

4. Erin Dolan
Dear Girls,
We hate periods too.
Sincerely,
Commas

5. Janice Campbell
Dear Chocolate,
You taste delicious, but my hips don’t agree with you.
Sincerely,
Love Handles

6. Kelly Berg
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can’t touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

7. Marisa Aubin
Dear Orange,
Which came first, the color or the fruit?
Sincerely,
Curious

8. Susie Silva
Dear bra cup size,
Wanna trade?
Sincerely,
my grades

9. Abbey Rodriguez
Dear Fanny Pack,
No matter how hard you try, it’s just not going to happen. Don’t worry, I still think you are awesome.
Sincerely,
1989

10. Flavia Roque
Dear Hair,
Just go with me on this one.
Sincerely,
Hair Straightener

Thanks for sharing your open letters!

Find another fun site similar to Dear Blank, Please Blank? Share the link in the comments below!

XO Lauren

Pinterest