Open Letters: Dear [FILL IN BLANK]

I recently became obsessed with this website called, Dear Blank, Please Blank… It’s hilarious and I can’t get enough of the kitschy comments and clever notes. This is one was my favorites:

Dear Full Closet,
How come I have nothing to wear?!
Sincerely,
Girls Everywhere

Totally nailed it, right?

This was another favorite I found:gRjbSd4B53xn0dSTf2s5y1tU.jpeg:Amazon:photo

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Now it’s your turn to write an open letter… Post your letters in the comments below. I’m excited to see what you come up with! I’ll share my favorite submissions in an upcoming Friday Favorites blog.

XO Lauren

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  • Diamenrose

    Dear garage,

    where have you hidden my car?

    Sincerely, where have i parked my car daddy

    Or

    Dear pumps,

    i wanted just to let you know that you are killing me right now. Uuum is there anyway i can apologize for walking with you for soo long?

    Sincerely, pumps lovers.

  • Chelsea Adam

    Dear Gossip Girl,

    What a glorious copycat you are.

    xoxo, <3 Cruel Intentions

  • angelique slangen

    Dear shoes,

    How come I always have to buy a new pair of you?

    Sincerely,

    New outfit

  • Blakeley

    Dear Drama Queens,

    I am not a therapist.

    Sincerely,

    Facebook

  • Emma Louise

    Dear world,
    If history is doomed to repeat itself – I am so getting a dinosaur to keep Barney company!
    Sincerely, RAWR!

  • Cynthia Fu

    Dear last line of dirt on floor, WHY WON’T YOU COOPERATE?! Sincerely, Dust pan.

    Dear food commercials, Nobody eats food in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

    Dear boys in skinny jeans, Please stop hitting on us. You’ve already gotten into our pants. Sincerely, girls.

  • Rebecca Dugger

    Dear cute boy who works at the grocery store,

    please excuse my mother for all of her coupons.

    Sincerely,

    the embarrassed daughter

  • Kayla Brennan

    Dear GPS System,

    Why must you never cooperate when needed the most?

    Sincerely, Directionally Challenged Girl

  • Stacy Tuohy

    Dear Women, Please stop thinking you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful. Those magazines got it all wrong, no one ever told them that beauty is also on the inside. Be confident and happy with yourself. Some guy out there is going to fall in love with everything about you. Sincerely, a real man

  • Nina Kallas

    Dear Chocolate,

    Everytime i say no… you always want me moreee.

    sincerly, the women of the world.

  • Carli

    Dear Guy who just heated up smelly fish in the office microwave,

    WHY???

    Sincerely,

    Everyone!

  • Emma

    Dear cover up,…Nice try.Sincerely, zit.

  • Erin Dolan

    Dear girls,

    We hate periods too.

    Sincerely, Commas

  • Shannon S

    Dear my loving dog,

    Why do you always wait to get sick until the day before I’m leaving town?

    Sincerely,

    your “”mama””

  • Aurora

    GENIUS! Thanks for sharing this awesome site! Someone in the Twitter feed on that page said the following which I thought was HILARIOUS. Again not my creation, just too good to forget about

    Dear airport security,

    My body is a weapon. What now?

    Sincerely,

    Chuck Norris

  • Enma Eugenia Curiel Hurtado

    Dear Love:

    When we

  • Jasmin Matter

    Dear Drama Queens,I am not a therapist

    sincerely facebook

  • Toby Younis

    Dear Mosquito,

    Why must you leave so many welts on her legs the day before a Friday night out?

    Love,

    The Cute Bando Dress Hanging in the Closet

  • kadie gordon

    DEAR BING,

    i’ve never heard someone say “”hey, lets bing it!””

    sincerely,

    GOOGLE :)

  • Karla Mendez

    Dear Selena Gomez,

    why does your movie Monte Carlo seem so familiar? oh right…

    Sincerely, the Lizzie McGuire movie.

  • Betsy Borst

    Ok this website is halarious!!! THANK YOU!!!

  • Elena Last name

    Dear Chubby girls

    Dont blame me for your extra pounds.

    Sincerely, Calories.

    (Im a perky fatie :D, sorry had to cuz I do it often…)

  • Janice Campbell

    Dear Chocolate,

    You taste delicious, but my hips don’t agree with you.

    Sincerely, Love Handles

  • Kelly

    Dear Windshield Wipers, Can’t touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear People of the World, I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar Dear you, After reading this you will realize the the brain does not process the second “”the.”” Sincerely, cool, eh?

  • Janice Campbell

    Dear Nail Polish,

    I wish you didn’t chip after a week of wearing you.

    Sincerely,

    Nails

  • Marisa Aubin

    Dear Waldo,Wait! In Germany you’re called Walter and in France you’re Charlie?Sincerely, the search just got so much harder..

  • Marisa Aubin

    Dear orange,Which came first, the color or the fruit?Sincerely, curious.

  • Melissa Tansey

    Dear Chapstick,

    I Wish I Could Use A Full Stick Of You Before You Go Missing,

    Sincerely,

    Chapped Lips.

  • Lyndsee Burleson

    Dear Generation X~

    Please apply me liberally like chocolate sauce on ice cream.

    Sincerely,

    Grammar

  • Lyndsee Burleson

    Dear Daughter~

    the life you take or the life you may lose aren’t worth the words in the text.

    Sincerely

    Mom of a future driver

  • Lyndsee Burleson

    Dear America:

    I’m a dying breed, but please bring me back for all humanity.

    Love,

    Common Sense

  • Kiwi

    Dear Cellphone,

    How come every time I turn you on, you die?

    Love,

    Teenager

  • Kiwi

    Dear Hair,

    Why do you have to be so complicating?

    Love,

    Every Girl on the Earth

  • Nuniell

    Dear Men


    nothing to say, you already know everything.

    Sincerely
    Your women

  • Megan

    Dear Head,

    Why must we always disagree?

    Love,

    Heart

  • Kristin Albrecht

    Dear Closet,

    Why do you not magically grow with every purchase?

    Love,

    A Shopaholic.

  • Kiwi

    Dear Humans,

    How come whenever I give you my puppy dog face, you don’t give me a reward?

    Love,

    Dog

  • Sol Sol

    hi ladies, yesterday we celebrated Friend

  • Brandi Hagen

    Dear Surf Trend,

    I think i’m in love.

    Love,

    Insperation

  • Janice Campbell

    Dear Closet,

    Why must you be so small. I need more room for my new paper crown dresses.

    Sincerely,

    Clothes

  • Kelsey Walker

    Dear Nails,

    How come you have to chip the next day after I paint you?

    Love,

    Women

  • Floor Verberkt

    Dear Boss,

    Why don’t you ever leave my alone?

    Sincerely,

    Youre imployee

  • Victoria Taylor

    Dear Facebook,

    Just wait, one day they’ll abandon you as well.

    Sincerely, Myspace

  • ElEhYouAreEh

    Dear Life,

    Please keep testing me everyday.

    Sincerely,
    Laura

  • Meaghan Sheehan

    Dear Closet,

    Please don’t dump out onto me when I open you.

    Sincerely,

    Meaghan

  • Susie Silva

    Dear bra cup size,

    Wanna trade?

    Sincerely, my grades

  • ElEhYouAreEh

    Dear Lauren Conrad,

    Please keep doing everything you’re doing. You’re amazing and we all love you for it.
    It sure makes it easier to call you our Icon :)

    Sincerely,
    All of your fans

  • CJ Stancheski

    Dear Girl who caught my eyes,

    Why can’t you just give me a chance?

    Sincerly,

    Always wanting you

  • ElEhYouAreEh

    Dear Heart,

    Please keep falling for boys that open doors, say please and thank you, and bring me flowers for no reason at all.

    Sincerely,
    Me

  • Shannon S

    Dear husband playing halo on xbox,

    Why is it when you control the tv you can watch/ do anything, but when its my turn and I turn on Jerseylicious you throw a tantrum until I cange it?

    Sincerely,

    I just wanna catch up on my shows!

  • Danielle Alexander

    Dear Mini-backpacks,

    Please stay in 1996, where you belong.

    With regard,

    years of therapy

    or

    Dear Murphy’s Law,

    We’ve broken up. Please stop randomly showing up, where ever I’m at, or I will have to file a restraining order.

    Sincerely,

    Me

  • Isabella

    Dear British mail,

    There is obviously something wrong with you.

    Sincerely, didn’t get my letter to Hogwarts or to the Royal wedding.

    Also check out these websites: http://www.unfriendable.com http://www.mylifeisaverage.com http://www.smartphowned.com and http://www.tasteofawesome.com

  • Allyson Kuentz

    Dear shoes,

    you get any higher and I might as well put on a clown nose and start juggling.

    Sincerely,

    Lady Gaga’s feet

  • Lindsay Advincula

    Dear cupcake,

    Why do you have to be soooo good!?

    Sincerely, a girl trying to watch what she eats and slim that waistline

  • Carolyn Drover

    Dear feet,

    You’re invading my space and making me sweat. Please stop or I will pinch your 10 children.

    Sincerely,

    Super cute high heel pumps

  • Melissa Sambol

    Dear San Diego Gas Prices,

    Wanna trade and help out?

    Sincerely,

    Melissa’s Gpa

  • Carolyn Drover

    Dear Jelly,

    Let’s cuddle – I just got new whole grain sheets.

    Love,

    Peanut Butter

  • Charley Galicia

    Dear Coffee,

    Can you start working soon? I’ve already three cups. If this doesn’t work, I’ll have to stick my finger in an electric socket.

    Love,

    The Walking (but Cute) Dead

  • Melissa Panici

    Dear English Language,

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

    Sincerely,

    confused

  • Dominique Vriend

    Dear Blackberry,

    How come I can’t live without you?

    Sincerely,

    Addict

  • Sophie Parsons

    dear phone

    since when did ‘unlimited’ run out?

    yours sincerley, the girl with an ‘unlimited texts’ contract and a very large phone bill

  • Karly Tarsia

    Dear Google+

    You may be linked with Google, but you’ll never beat me.

    Sincerely, Facebook

  • Karolina Cz

    Dear Frankie,

    I did it your way too.

    Sincerely,

    Relaxed Girl

  • Julie Haugan

    Dear God

    Can you please send my dog home? I think he is afraid of heights.

    Sincerely,

    8-year old owner.

    and

    Dear teenage-me.

    Why didn`t you pay more attension in spanish?
    You really should have eaten carbs while you still could.
    Giving your parents the silent-treatment wont get you far or anything.

    Sincerely,

    24-year old-me, who wishes she could speak more spanish, who cant eat carbs and who`s got the most wonderfull parents.

  • Kory Bowlin

    Dear Boys,

    We mean it when we say you have to get along with our parents. They’ve been around a lot longer than you have and have spoiled us way more than you can ever hope to do. Aretha Franklin had it right. Show us what it means to you.

    Sincerely,

    Girls Everywhere

  • Kory Bowlin

    Dear Facebook,

    Stop e-mailing me. If I’m interested in what you have to say I’ll ask!

    Sincerely,

    Antisocial

  • Lia Robertinova

    Dear Heat Wave,

    Can you tone it down a little? The water burns!

    Sincerely,

    A surfer roaming the Atlantic sand.

  • cari marshall

    Dear Sun,

    How about you take a couple days off? That’d be great, thanks.

    Sincerely,

    The Midwest, South & East

  • Erin Tehan

    Dear Summer,

    Stop going so fast!

    Sincerely,

    Girl who needs a serious summer vacation (that is scheduled yet) grr

  • Sara Davis

    Dear Solicitors,

    When I constantly don’t answer your calls, I wish you guys would take a hint and stop calling me.

    Sincerely,
    Annoyed Student

  • Vanessa Turkel

    Dear Summer Sun,

    Where are you?

    Sincerely,

    Northern Europe, where it’s been raining since summer started

  • Vivian De La Cruz

    Dear Sun,

    Can’t you go with your mother today?

    Sincerely,

    Texas and southern states

  • Sofi Ramirez

    Dear Mirror,

    Stop competing against me. You don’t stand a chance.

    Sincerely,

    Narcissus

  • Lovely Lauren

    Dear Lauren Conrad,

    Please say hi to me and make my day happier.

    Sincerely,

    Laura from Romania :)

  • ahood j

    dear depression

    could you leave me alone for a bit

    Sincerely,

    odii

  • Abbey Rodriguez

    Dear Fanny Pack,

    No matter how hard you try, it’s just not going to happen. Don’t worry, I still think you are awesome.

    Sincerely,

    1989

  • Elyssa Jones

    Dear Hazelnut,

    Filbert, is just about the worst stage name I have ever heard. Your real name is much prettier :)

    Sincerely,

    Nutella

    PS. I still love you <3

  • Fanni Szuromi

    Dear Sun,

    I heard, you are somewhere Texas and southern states. The people there become enough from you, but we…we’re so waiting for you!! Pleas come!

    Sincerely,

    Girl from Hungary and some other European country

  • Brittany S

    Dear Sun,

    I believe you are a little disoriented these days. I live in Maryland, not Arizona, so I’m not sure why the temperature feels about 110-115 degrees! Please relocate. I would like normal temps to return ASAP!

    Sincerely,

    Girl who’s not sure why she showered now because she starts sweating the minute she walks outside.

  • Gina

    Dear California,

    Why must you steal my guy away from me?

    Sincerly,

    One Lonly Jersey Girl

  • juliana aguirre

    Dear Argentina:

    could to improve this October ….. the whole country waits for you.

    Sincerly.

    The Argentine one.

  • Andrea Franco

    Dear “”Monster””,
    Lately you have been ruining my business .
    My popularity has gone down since you appeared out of nowhere.

    Sincerely,
    Coffee

  • Gina Galvan

    Dear teenage boys,

    Stop saying girls are confusing, when you are just as confusing!

    Sincerely, Teenage girls

  • KNR

    Dear 4 inch Stilettos,

    Why do you have hurt so bad, but look so good?

    Sincerely,

    This Little Piggy

  • Katie Spiegel

    Dear Car,

    Will you please magically appear in my garage so i can drive myself to work!!

    Sincerely,

    Unlicensed 16 year old

  • Kristine Dunshea

    Dear money,

    Please have sexy time in my wallet and multiply

    Sincerely, Broke

    Dear money,

    Please have virtual sexy time in my bank account and multiply

    Sincerely, Still Broke

  • Lauren Barry

    Dear Summer,

    Can you please hurry up so that I can move to Kalamazoo?!

    Sincerely,

    Eager to start College!

  • Amalthea Myst

    Dear Soul Mate,

    Please get off your ass and find me soon!

    Love, Waiting

  • Allie Hymas

    Dear Cup Cakes,

    Why do you love my bum so much?

    Sincerely,
    Jealous Boobs

  • Gina Galvan

    Dear Mom,

    The silent treatment wont annoy me like you think!

    Sincerely, daughter with headphones in and wont have to ask “”what”” every 15 seconds!

  • Riley Slowinski

    Dear kid next to me,

    First: Im not stupid, i know ur copying off of me.

    Second:Well I didnt study either…

    Sincerely, Were both screwed

  • Maribel C

    Dear Curly Hair,

    Why do you have to be so difficult and nappy?

    Sincerely, the chic that wants to be “”on the go””

  • constanza Jaque

    Dear Lauren

    why your book is not here in Chile, i have to wait one month to buy it by amazon.

    Sincerely, the latinba girl

  • Valeria Adelle Pacheco Acevedo

    Dear shoe:

    I love you, but I always hurt.


    Honestly, the little finger

  • Kelsey Johnson

    Hey Self,

    Learn to wake up from your 1,000 alarms

    Love, the girl who wakes up 5 mins before she has to be somewhere

  • Monica Castillo

    Dear Beautiful Stilettos,

    Why do you have to hurt me to the point that I can’t wear you?

    Farewell,
    Upset feet wearing flats

  • Aimy

    Dear females everywhere,

    Stop roasting your boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, husbands, and ex-husbands on Facebook. You are making all females look trashy.

    Love, Women with class

  • Katie Bettelyoun

    Dear LA,

    Why do you have to be 45 min. away?? You seem like an amazing city that’s full of life. I am SO sad I have to wait to go. :(

    Sincerely,

    Girl who needs to get a car!!!

  • Ariane

    Dear calories,

    please stop sewing my clothes tighter while I’m asleep.

    Sincerely,

    me

  • Kimmy S

    dear washing machine,

    can i have my friend back?

    sincerely,

    lonely sock

  • Kimmy S

    dear today,

    would you please add on a few more hours?

    thanks,

    busy girl

  • Liz Ashbaugh

    Dear Future In-laws,

    No, jeans and shorts are not appropriate wedding attire.

    Sincerely,

    Your Son’s Classy Fiance

  • Dess

    Dear Weather,

    say it with me, “”SUNLIGHT””

    Sincerely,

    Sydney-sider Stuck In Sucky Weather.

  • nadine

    Dear vacation,

    you should be here by now.

    Sincerely,

    Exhausted me.

  • Hannah Morgan

    Dear Rain,

    Please go away and give the sun a chance.

    Sincerely,

    Northern Ireland.

  • Hannah Morgan

    Dear Holiday,

    Please stop rushing and take your time.

    Sincerely,

    Girl who doesn’t want to go back to school.

  • Julie Haugan

    Dear Combat boots.

    I hate the way you step on me. Please go away,you dont belong with me.

    Sincerely, The Beach

  • Merel van Vliet

    Dear Weather,

    Please be good to us and let the sun shine tomorrow?

    Sincerely, Another endless summer party (@ the beach)

  • Astrid T.

    Dear Dentist,

    Please stop asking me questions when you have your hands in my mouth.

    Sincerely, a girl who is tired of it!

  • Shrita Karmokar

    Dear Teacher,

    Please stop burdening us students with homework who are dug under the books………..

  • Alex Henigan

    ah these are awesome! thank you for bringing these into my life!<3

  • Emily Hanson

    My co-worker and I are always looking for fun website to pass the time when we’re not busy. THIS IS AWESOME!!! Thanks again!!

  • Janice Campbell

    Dear Sun,

    I love how warm you are, but not when you burn me & turn me into a lobster.

    Sincerely,

    Pale Girl

  • Lauren Ghinelli

    Dear Forever 21,

    IS IT A SHIRT OR DRESS?!

    Sincerely, confused.

  • Flavia Roque

    Dear Hair,

    Just go with me on this one.

    Sincerely,

    Hair Straightener

  • Shaden Abu-Hammad

    Dear icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the Global Warming. Enjoy the Karma…
    Sincerely, the Titanic.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Dear (360) 553-0049,

    This should teach you to prank call me at 3am.

    Sincerely, have fun with that.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Dear Women,

    If your mouth isn’t open, you’re not doing it right.

    Sincerely, Mascara

  • Marielisa Gomez

    Dear “”Diet””,

    the word “”die”” is in your name.

    Sincerely, …and you wonder why no one likes you…

  • Marielisa Gomez

    Dear “”Diet””,

    the word “”die”” is in your name.

    Sincerely, …and you wonder why no one likes you…

  • joana garrett

    Dear Love of my life,

    Why are you always running away from me ?

    Sincerely,… i wonder where you are….

  • Gina

    Dear Cat,

    Why must you annoy me so early in the morning?

    Sincerly,

    Your tired owner.

  • Maria Abbruscato

    Dear winter,
    It’s okay if your a little late this year
    Sincerely, the beach lover

  • Jaclyn S

    Dear Santa,

    In preparation for this years sleigh ride around the world… Myself and the others were wondering if you could work in a little cardio before the big day…

    Sincerely,

    Rudolph

  • Agata Kalinowska

    Dear gym,

    Would you mind being more convincing than sweets?

    Sincirely, not-so-active gym member.

  • Maria Abbruscato

    Dear heels,
    Can you boost me up any higher?

    Sincerely,
    A short girl

  • Anna Cummings

    Dear Reese’s Cups,

    Why are there never enough of you in my candy jar?

    Sincerly,
    Peanut Butter Cup Lover

  • Jaclyn S

    Dear Tooth Fairy,

    All that for a lousy quarter?

    Sincerely,

    I want my tooth back

  • Jaclyn S

    Dear Nair,

    I want my money back….

    Sincerely,

    The bearded lady

  • Jaclyn S

    Dear Kitten Heel,

    You’re a poser.

    Sincerely,

    Stiletto

  • Morgan Walsh

    dear friday,

    i’m so glad you’re finally here.

    sincerely,

    working for the weekend

  • Sophie Kleeven

    Dear Prince Charming,

    How come I’ve haven’t met you yet?

    sincerely,

    A lonely princess

  • Susannah Williams

    Dear ‘I swear I’ve Changed’ boy,

    You haven’t at all. You just say what you want to me until you get comfotable around me.

    Sincerly,

    I’m tired of being used.

  • Lauren Conrad

    You guys are so creative! I’ve been reading through your comments and they are hilarious. I’ll feature some of my favs in a Tuesday Ten post soon :-)

    XO Lauren

  • Kari Blk

    Dear Xbox,

    Why is my boyfriend always playing with you, touching you, cleaning you, talking to you, and spending the whole night with you?

    Sincerely,

    The jealous girlfriend

  • Meg Smith

    Dear Calories,

    Get out of my Chocolate bar!

    Yours sincerely,
    The Cocoa Bean

  • Meg Smith

    Dear clothes,

    Why do always have to be so dramatic and throw your self around every where!

    Sincerely,

    The messy room

  • Anna Cummings

    Dear Reese’s Cup,

    Who keeps stealing you out of the kitchen?

    Sincerely,
    Peanut Butter Cup Lover

    (I forgot to add this to my previous one and just remembered.)

    :)

  • Caran Karlin

    Dear Boys with British Accents,

    I wouldnt even mind if you were reading me the dictionary.

    Sincerely,

    Please keep talking I think I just fell in love.

    :)

  • Emily Taylor Avia Hu

    Dear Lauren Conrad,
    Stop being so gorgeous
    Sincerely,
    Jealous Girls Everywhere

    I love this site too :)

  • Elsa Dunn

    Dear Icebergs,

    Sorry to hear about the global warming.
    Karma’s a bitch.

    Sincerely,
    The Titanic

  • Preethi Kannan

    Dear Stoplight,

    Please stay red until I finish writing this text message.

    Sincerely,

    Safe Driver, I promise.

  • candyheyn

    Dear Myspace,

    sorry for stealing all of your friends!

    Sincerely,

    Your Facebook

  • candyheyn

    Dear A,

    your textmessages are really gettin on our nerves!

    Sincerely,

    Your Pretty Little Liars: Aria, Spencer, Hannah and Emily

  • Sophie Charlotte Brouer

    Dear Nazis,
    You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
    Sincerely, Hitler

  • Sophie Charlotte Brouer

    Dear Voldemort,
    So they screwed up your nose too?
    Sincerely, Michael Jackson

  • Julie Haugan

    Dear Anders Behring Breivik (the killer of Utoya youth camp massacre),

    Your mind is unexplainable,your motives are incoprehensible and your actions are unforgiveable. We pray that you will get the punishment you truly deserve. May your body and soul rot in hell.

    Sincerely, Norway

  • Emma Louise

    Dear Sun,

    How come you only visit like once a year?!

    Sincerely, Scotland x

  • maquita alvarez

    Dear body,
    because you insist on fat?

    atte
    that feeds you


  • Meghan Fazio

    Dear 15 year old me,

    As much as he says he loves you, you know thats not the case. please listen to your gut sweetie.

    sincerely,

    your 17 year old self

  • Brittany Motley

    Dear ceiling fan, If you could hold my weight, I’d never be bored again. Sincerely, bored

  • saffy bt

    hahaha, so funny ha…

    dear sky,

    wish i could be with u always till the rain drop stop.

    always,

    sunny

  • Sam

    Dear hair,

    I’m sorrry for burning you all the time with my straightener.

    Sincerely, the girl with extremely curly hair.

  • lucy schafer

    Dear Food,

    Please stay away from my Hips, stomach and thighs.

    Kind regards,

    Bord of salads!

  • Genessa Gariano

    Dear Clothes,

    Why do you always look so good in the dressing room, and so bad when I get home?

    Sincerely,

    Shoppers

  • Basil D

    This site is hilarious! Thanks for the link! My favorite dear blank is the unicorn and Noah one.

    http://basildevelopment.blogspot.com/

  • Anisa Mohammed

    Dear Weekend,

    Where did you go?

    Sincerely,

    Monday

  • Lisa Chambers

    Dear Target,

    You make it very difficult to maintain self control and a full bank account.

    Sincerely,

    Walking in for 2 things and walking out with 15

  • Becky Waters

    Dear naturally skinny girl,

    My mum used to be one of you.

    Sincerely, It catches up on you one day muahaha

    p.s you should also check out http://www.postsecret.com, it’s interesting

  • Melissa Tansey

    Dear McDonalds,

    I Dont Remember An Age Limit On Happy Meals,

    Sincerely,

    Dont forget The Toy.

  • Shelby Olson

    Dear beautiful day,

    Why do you have to tempt me when I’m stuck inside studying for my finals?

    Sincerely,

    Stressed college student

  • Kimberly Reed

    http://youtu.be/kPjn68i4kow

    Dear Boy,

    I wish…..

  • Mariah Torres

    Dear Yahoo,

    I never hear people say lets yahoo it.

    Sincerely,

    Google

  • Jenny Smith

    Dear Technology,

    I miss when an apples and blackberry’s used to be fruit.

    Sincerely,

    Vegetables.

  • Dess

    dear ants,

    do you actually serve a purpose?

    or are you just here to annoy everyone..?

    sincerely,

    the whole frickin earth.

  • KAREN CHAIDEZ

    DEAR DAY DREAMING,

    PLEASE LET ME WORK

    SINCERELY, CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM

  • Sasha Riley

    Dear Permit test,

    This citys so boring!

    Sincerly, I need my license

  • KAREN CHAIDEZ

    Dear Pretty Black Heel,

    Please stop hurting me.

    Sincerely,

    Pinky Toe

  • Suzanne

    Dear scrumptious cupcake

    Why do you have to be so fattening?

    Would appreciate you going on a diet then I don’t have to.

    Sincerely,

    Mrs Eating-Healthy

  • Audry Rivera

    Dear Ramen,

    Thanks for being there when the rest of the refrigerator wasn’t. <3

  • Angelina Duben

    Dear mirrior,

    Please stop making me so self conscious.

    Sincerely,

    I’m sure it’s just the lighting right?

  • Leonnie Prangnell

    Dear best thing i never had,

    thanks for leading me into the arms of the best thing ive ever had

    Sincerly,

    the girl you’ll never have.

  • Patrice Lynch

    Dear Teacher,

    If my hand isn’t up it’s not because I’m too shy to speak out! Stop asking me!

    Sincerely,

    I don’t know the answer

    “”

  • DREW Humphries

    hahaha!! Loved this! too funny!

  • Sierra Datri

    dear boys,

    face wash is not only for girls.

    sincerely,

    you could be so hot

  • Kelsey Jackson

    Dear Nail Polish,

    Until we meet again.

    Sincerely,

    Nail Polish Remover.

    =D

  • Diane Wang

    Dear Charger,

    Why can’t I ever find you when I’m about to die and I’m being yatched on about shoes and boys?

    Sincelery,

    Cell Phone

  • Ashley Yates

    Dear Crush,

    Why dont you ever notice me in school?

    Sincerely,

    A girl

  • Courtney McKay

    Dear Hair,

    Why don’t you go right, when I want you too?

    Sincerely,

    A girly girl :)

  • Jonni Wilson

    Dear Jonni,

    Be strong, and keep your head up! There are people who have bigger problems than a stupid boy.

    Love, yourself <3

  • Anna Wood

    Dear Computer,

    If I promise to only say nice things about you and your internet, will you promise to not shut down on me anymore?

    Sincerely,

    Administrative Assistant

  • Katelyn Merrill

    these are so fun!

    http://www.stylepennies.com

  • Saara Navab

    Dear hair,

    why cant you be pretty?

    your frizzy, and i have not found a cure for yo I have

    tried EVERYTHING for you.. make me happy for once

    sincerely,

    my head

  • Susan Westrell

    Dear brain,

    Please pick a hair length to want our hair at and stick with it.

    Sincerely,

    the exasperated person who is considering buying a Rapunzel wig just to avoid dealing with the short-long dilemma

  • Saara Navab

    Dear butt

    why are you small? I have done everything

    No I won’t get plastic sugary.. don’t ask for that again

    just get a little better and there will be no more drama between us

    sincerely

    your owner

  • Sidhra Rashid

    Dear results

    why are you such a handful? i have become fond of your talents

    so dont ignore mine!

    just a little higher till my heart will be satisfied

    sincerly

    my brains

  • Yuly Pazo

    Dear miniature cupcakes,Thank you for making me feel ok about eating 15 of you.Sincerely, over-indulged.

  • Yuly Pazo

    Dear Santa,

    Please lose some weight. The sleigh is heavy enough as it is with just the presents.

    Sincerely, The Reindeer

  • Mandy

    Dear math,

    I’m not an expert, I don’t have every answer in the world, and we have our own problems, please deal with your own problems.

    SIncerely, student.

  • Mandy

    dear child,

    I’m sorry but it was your fault.

    sincerely, tonsilitis

  • Mandy

    Dear wife,

    If you only had given me to him , you won’t have a problem dealing with hot-tempered husband.

    Sinerely, sex.

  • Mandy

    Dear Grades,

    I’m begging, please trade places with me.

    Sincerely, Weight

  • CC

    Awesome Find! I am LOVING it! Another add to my endless bookmark favorites lol

  • CC

    Dear chauvinistic supervisor,

    I work circles around all of your male employees, this alone should put a stop to your pig headed ways.

    Sincerely,

    Your future boss.

  • kristiana G.

    Dear Dracula,

    I gave birth to your child.

    His name is Edward

    Sincerely,

    Tinkerbell

  • soupforthegirlysoul

    Dear Math Professor:

    learn to speak english….thanks!

    a confused student

    http://www.soupforthegirlysoul.blogspot.com

    http://www.twitter.com/itsagirlsblog

  • Olivia Mirabella

    Hey Lauren! I’m in an anti-bullying group at my highschool and we love the Dear blanks! We took this fun idea and made something powerful out of it. This is our Dear blank PSA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvA22TgtBL8

  • Crystal Cierlak

    Dear soda,

    She’s going to feel so much better about herself now that she’s drinking me instead.

    Sincerely,

    Water

    *True story. I’ve given up soda!

  • L

    Dear Lauren Conrad,

    Please give me your closet.

    Sincerely,

    Fashionistas everywhere.

  • Lammie

    Dear J.K. Rowling, it was the most comforting feeling to hear you say “”Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”” Thank you for the magic of the books.

    Sincerely,

    A potterhead for life<3

  • Lammie

    Dear Bitch,
    Can you fuck off, please?
    Thanks.

  • LaPrincesaAngel

    Dear Girls Who Say My Long Skirt is Weird,

    Just because you dont seem to be able to read and have read that they are in doesnt mean you should judge me. I like the way they look. Just because your skirt/shorts happen to crawl up your butt doesnt mean mine have too. Maybe if you put your butt away, you might meet a guy of decent quality and not one who wants your body and not you. So maybe in ten years when you work for me, I can give you advice as to how a put together woman should look. By the way, when you do end up working for me, unless your skirt/shorts reach just above your knee at least, I will write you up. No sluts in my business. Sorry.

    Love,

    Girl Who Isn’t a Raging Slut <33

  • Jave Lo

    Dear Stress:

    Let

  • Erica

    Dear bobby pins,

    Where did you go??

    Sincerely,

    Girls Everywhere

  • Stephanie

    Dear Hair,

    You missed the memo about bounce and volume.

    Sincerely,
    Flat and frizzy

  • Lucie

    Dear Pot,

    Name-calling is neither big, nor clever – especially when it comes with racial undertones.

    Sincerely,
    Kettle

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